I'm a week post rodent invasion....I survived (barely!), but yes, I will admit, I was severely traumatized. OK, feel free to call me a wuss; I am, and judging by other friends' stories of encountering a rat in their house, it's gonna be a while before I get over it.
The good thing though (it's important to also look on the bright side...), I have developed superpowers. My hearing is now about the level of a dog's, if not better. I can hear everything! It's that same kind of hearing new moms have, that experience turns in to selective hearing.... it's baaaack!
After a week's hard training, I can distinguish between every sound ever made in and around my house. I am pretty sure the only one I am still struggling with, is the marching of ants on the balcony when the sliding glass door is closed. Besides that, I got it covered. The TV and stereo sounds took a while (what the hell is with all that popping and cracking?), but thorough inspections both morning, noon and night (LATE night) has revealed nothing abnormal there...
It took a few sleepless nights to get it all down (who can sleep when there is a chance another rodent might find his way in?!?), but I got it now. Poor kids - think they can whisper and avoid me hearing them...not working any more! There will be no secrets from mom for the next few years...or until I pass out from exhaustion. Not sleeping for a week takes its toll, and a half hour lunch nap just really didn't make up for it any day.
Hoping this was the one and only time I had to encounter this, but
should anything else find its way in here, X-ray vision is next....and I
don't really want that....well, sometimes it could be fun, but no,
really don't want that...
Wishing for a non-eventful week....and a winning lottery ticket!!
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