Stupid Criminals

I always say criminals are criminals because they're too stupid to do honest work, and Daniel Moore in Gainsville, GA, proves my point.

The teenager accidentally pocket-dialed 911 while buying drugs, and even gave them his location while doing so. When the deputy arrived, there were still a connection between the cell phone and dispatch, so no denying it was him committing the wrongdoing.  Daniel, Daniel....you can lock it, you know....Guess that was the easy bust for the police that day.

So as clueless as Mr. Moore is, Stephon Bennett is in a league of his own.  According to True Crime Report, armed, Bennett along with two others, robbed two women in a parking lot outside the women's apartment building then fled the scene.  However, Bennett showed up two hours later, knocked on one of the women's door, to, guess what?  Ask her out on a date! OMG, how dumb can you get?  And what was the pick-up line he used?

William Hendrix in Florida, on the other hand, was just afraid of his girlfriend....while living in her house, he let an old friend stay in an apartment above the garage. However, when he found his friend dead, he, I guess, was too afraid to tell his girlfriend, and instead decided to mow the lawn...?!?  

Sometimes I just wonder....