Memorial Day, Ms. Gonzalez threw a big birthday party for her son. And I guess, customary in East Naples, she served liquor and beer along with the birthday cake. After drinking for a few hours, she got in to a scuffle with her neighbor, threw some cake at her, punched her and wrestled her to the floor, where Ms. Gonzalez proceeded to bite her neighbor.
The cops came, and according to the deputy, they were certain the perpetrator was Gonzalez, because "the bite marks matched the teeth and gaps of Gonzales. Other subjects that were present either had no teeth at all or only a few." How sad is that? It could only have been her, because she was the only one with enough teeth to match the bite mark?? LMAO.
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