Happy Easter!

It's been a busy week, and I feel the need to laugh a little, even at really bad jokes, so here we go:

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in, saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and beat up the peacock!

Afraid of overeating chocolate?  Don't be:

Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.

Also remember that chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger., and who wouldn't want that?

And just see what happens when you leave the chocolate for the kids....

OK, one more:

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.

And last one:

Happy Easter!!