Is your dating life as sad as mine? Having trouble meeting potential candidates the traditional ways? Then maybe it's time to think out of the box. With help from a friend, I have compiled a listing of innovative ways to meet new guys (I believe this will work well for guys to find girls too!).
- Go to a really busy club and stand in line to get in. Any potential candidate can't just walk away from you, so you have all the time you need to strike up a conversation and make an impression before you even reach the door.
- Trip him. This trick can be used in a restaurant, a coffee shop or at a bar, but most discreetly at the bar. You stand at the bar. When the potential candidate approaches, just lean in and reach for a napkin or your glass on the bar and stick one leg slightly out behind you causing him to trip over you. Apologize profusely, buy your candidate a drink and there you go.
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If the bar scene is not for you, try the grocery store. Browse through the store for the perfect candidate and crash into him with your grocery cart. Now be careful not to hit him, only his cart. A bruised ankle does not make a good first impression. Photo by Suat Erman / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
- What better place to find a candidate who shares your love for reading than at the library? Browse the facility for the perfect candidate, then go to the other side of the isle, carefully push a book a little too far into the shelf, causing the book on the other side to fall onto him. Again use caution and don't pick a shelf too far up. You want to get his attention, not give him a concussion.
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Dress like this, and you are sure to get his attention....and probably get arrested...
Big bags are in, so throw in a bottle of soap and some disposable towels. Add a men's cologne or body spray and a hand cream if space permits. When your candidate goes to the bathroom, follow him. Once he comes out of the stall, be ready with your impromptu bathroom service. OK, I admit, you might have to be desperate to try this. Just the thought of entering in to the men's room in some facilities grosses me out. Could work well at festivals and outdoor concerts though. You know the ones with the lovely portalets... Change out the soap for hand sanitizer and disposable wet towelettes and voila, you'll be the most popular girl there. Photo by Winnond / FreeDigitalPhotos.net
Guess we just have to try it. If you have any other suggestions, please add them below. Good luck!
Depending on the kind of man one is searching for... you could dress up like a Ewok and then attend "2011 Star Wars Convention" No talking necessary, just find a way to communicate that you are from the forest moon of Endor. Should be a few easy catches there. :-)
ReplyDeleteWell ladies on a serious note, and “Yes“ I know you all have heard this before, but just like everything else in your lives it’s good to have reminders.
ReplyDeleteLooking for a companion whether it is for emotional support or just a good time, remember you get what you ask for. Yeah, I know the asshole you met last night is not what you asked for, at least not directly. But face it, if you are searching in a party bar, chances are the guys there are searching for nothing meaning full. It’s all about first impressions, when you have a bad first impression about a person they most likely do not get the chance to make a second impression. The difference is the reason why men and women are out there; men categorize the places they go depending on what they are searching for. A man will go to a party bar not expecting anything more than a good time, and they will behave in that manner (thus giving bad 1st impressions) If a guy is searching for a relationship they actually turn to friends for recommendations, online, or they will turn their attention to meeting a women in places like the park, great place to meet single moms taking their kids to their games, grocery stores, hospitals, nurses are natural care givers, airports. Woman looking for a relationship still look in the same places the look if they want to just have a good time. So ladies, like Ms Pink say’s get creative have some fun what’s meant to be will be, don’t force things. Believe in karma!!