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Showing posts with label How To Meet a Man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How To Meet a Man. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

How To Meet a Man

Is your dating life as sad as mine?  Having trouble meeting potential candidates the traditional ways? Then maybe it's time to think out of the box.  With help from a friend,  I have compiled a listing of innovative ways to meet new guys (I believe this will work well for guys to find girls too!). 

  • Go to a really busy club and stand in line to get in.  Any potential candidate can't just walk away from you, so you have all the time you need to strike up a conversation and make an impression before you even reach the door.
  • Trip him.  This trick can be used in a restaurant, a coffee shop or at a bar, but most discreetly at the bar.  You stand at the bar. When the potential candidate approaches, just lean in and reach for a napkin or your glass on the bar and stick one leg slightly out behind you causing him to trip over you. Apologize profusely, buy your candidate a drink and there you go.

  • If the bar scene is not for you, try the grocery store.  Browse through the store for the perfect candidate and crash into him with your grocery cart.  Now be careful not to hit him, only his cart. A bruised ankle does not make a good first impression.                      Photo by Suat Erman / FreeDigitalPhotos.net


                   

  • What better place to find a candidate who shares your love for reading than at the library? Browse the facility for the perfect candidate, then go to the other side of the isle, carefully push a book  a little too far into the shelf, causing the book on the other side to fall onto him.  Again use caution and don't pick a shelf too far up.  You want to get his attention, not give him a concussion.  
Dress like this, and you are sure to get his attention....and probably get arrested...

  •  Big bags are in, so throw in a bottle of soap and some disposable towels. Add a men's cologne or body spray and a hand cream if space permits.  When your candidate goes to the bathroom, follow him. Once he comes out of the stall, be ready with your impromptu bathroom service. OK, I admit, you might have to be desperate to try this. Just the thought of entering in to the men's room in some facilities grosses me out.  Could work well at festivals and outdoor concerts though. You know the ones with the lovely portalets... Change out the soap for hand sanitizer and disposable wet towelettes and voila, you'll be the most popular girl there.        



Guess we just have to try it.  If you have any other suggestions, please add them below.   Good luck!